Birthday cards
Funny birthday cards
Pick one of our ready-made illustrated cards, or upload your own joke — printed on folded A6 greetings cards, envelopes included.
Your joke, your way
Your photo, your caption, your sense of humour.
Envelopes included
Every folded card comes with a matching envelope.
Free artwork check
Size, bleed and sharpness checked before printing.
Printed in the UK
Made by British printers and sent tracked.
Ready-made funny cards
No design needed — pick one, choose a pack, and we'll print and post it. "Have a brilliant birthday!" is printed inside, with plenty of room to write.
Or make your own — ideas to get you started
The inside joke
A photo only the family understands, with a one-line caption inside. The more specific, the funnier.
The age roast
Gentle digs about creaky knees, reading glasses or 'vintage' status — affectionate, never cruel.
The local legend
Celebrate their claim to fame: the karaoke king, the parking-space defender, the quiz-night champion.
The fake award
Present a certificate for 'Most Consistent Late Arrival' or 'Services to Biscuits'.
Common questions
- What size are the cards?
- Folded A6 — 105 × 148mm when closed — supplied with matching envelopes.
- How do I set up my file?
- Send a print-ready PDF with 3mm bleed on every edge and keep text at least 5mm inside the trim. Our artwork check flags problems before anything is printed.
- Can I print just one card?
- Cards are printed in packs — see the product page for the quantities and live prices available.
Not sure about sizes? Read our paper sizes guide.